actually im just super proud of me for coming up with ‘cherrygaritas’ which probably has already been made up but i really dont care.
ok so since cherries are in season, making your own cherrygaritas should cost you little to like very little. For cheap tequila options:
steal your dad’s bottle
collect as many minibar bottles of tequila as you can every time theres free booze on a plane flight
Sauza Blue Silver is…cheap and tolerable (maybe?) and only $15 at BevMo/Mecca. You can also try espolon, gran centenario or…i actually don’t hate 1800, it’s not that expensive and not awful. if you’re a tequila snob i dont want to hear from you fankyew.
I’ve given you some great options there. how have you survived without me????
Click the title up above to learn how to make cherry margaritas. and make your own margarita mix. don’t be lazy.
My favorite summer fruit has been and always will be Cherries. As a kid my mom would layout a blanket for me on the lush green grass under the plum tree in our front yard. I would sit under that tree with a bowl of cherries by my side watching all the cars drive by. Oh, how I miss those days!…
I’m sorry my little cheap drunks!!!! I have done you such a disservice keeping all my little cheap (and often dirty) secrets all to myself for this long. Shame on me. But, it’s what happens when you hang out with a cheap drunk. You should know this. First they’re around all the time and totes your bff then some shady shit goes down and all of a sudden they disappear only to come back with like 2 kids and a trailer or having made friends with Jesus or something.
Lucky for you, none of the above apply here. I just got reaaaaal lazy. Since my allergies are driving me bananas ( i promise this relates) and i’m on a 24/365 Claritin diet, the crap in that shit has given me the energy of a cheap drunk with a side meth addiction. YAY FOR ALL OF US!!!
BRB with some pictures of booze and single digit prices in cities you want nothing to do with. Like i said, YAY!!!
chipotle has increased the price of their Margaritas to $4.25. A 50cent increase. please take note. while i will still deem these “cheap”, Chipotle has been made aware that they are walking a fine line!
I was drunk for the last 10 weeks. sorry cheapdrunks. i will get to enabling your alcoholism as soon as i get over this time travel hangover!! Spending the time change in NY then coming back to LA makes it hard for me to do “cheap + drinks” math. you can wait :)
in the meantime, you can browse the “hangover” page over yonder. there’s plenty to keep you relatively occupied until your next pour.